A strange and wondrous thing happened yesterday morning: my apartment block has finally limped into the 1990's.
That's right: I now have honest-to-god TV reception.1
And once I'd dutifully tuned all the channels, it took me all of TEN SECONDS to discover that there was absolutely nothing on but strident and condescending advertising.
Man, I have not missed that bombardment of sitcom-studded advertising one bit.2