I have lived through the apocalypse.
Somewhat surprisingly, given all the various visions of the future which storytellers have imagined over the years, it featured nachos1, and two-thirds of the first season of Arrested Development.
It. Was. Awesome.
(Next time, it'll feature boysenberry ice cream. 
)
- so. much. nachos. 😯 I am still not hungry. [↩]
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I -still- haven't eaten. The apocalypse is still in my belly, and oh, I feel it. Good heavens.
I only just got hungry, and bought lunch (approximately…twenty-four hours after the nachos?) A chicken schnitzel sandwich bigger than my head. I ate it ALL.
Apparently my new preferred consumption pattern is one enormous meal per day.
I am sanguine about this.
Dude. I so don't believe that. There is no way you grew a stomach overnight.
Not a whole proper stomach. That would just be weird.
But my stomach is now the size of an apricot, where before it was the size of a walnut.
Don't worry, it won't last long. Some day soon I'll forget to eat when I get hungry and it'll shrink again. Thus the balance of nature will be restored 😉
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