I have a cold1 and I cannot breathe and I'm not particularly happy about this development. Breathing, dear internet, is not overrated in the slightest.
The cold has struck just in time to ambush my Victorian licence photo, which consequently features me complete with soupy eyes and bleary expression.
But never fear: I know what conquers colds. Alcohol! Tomorrow I launch a retaliatory strike, with my good friends the ethanol army.
- omigod it's swine flu we're all gonna die, run, save yourselves, it's too late for me… [↩]