"Has Apple bought the bloody Greek pantheon now?" (Me)
"I'm only hanging out with you so your girlfriend thinks you're a child person. You owe me." (From an 8yo)
"Meow likes ball!" (No prizes for guessing that one was Spawn. She used to call the cats by their name, but would always get them mixed up. She now refers to the cats individually and collectively as Meow. Much simpler.)
"I did warn you that you might find an Apple frustrating."