And we squished what appears to be a male Sydney funnel-web spider in the bathroom. (It is a little hard to tell, what with the squished nature. We've developed a habit of when in doubt, kill first and identify later.) (It could be a male mouse spider, which are apparently often mistaken for funnel webs, but it doesn't look chunky enough.) It was hiding in a pile of clothing
Seriously, if Australia isn't one to instil at least a mild arachnophobia in visitors and inhabitants alike, then you're not thinking about it hard enough.