This cheered me up no end: Miss Snark1 quotes from the slushpile of Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine:

Out of the dark void came what looked like a giant rabbit followed by small rabbits which had looked as if they had undergone a mutation with three ears and 2 tails. They discovered they were on Rabbitania.

Ah. Of course. Rabbitania. Well, I suppose the leap of logic is rather obvious, right?

Instinctively, without thinking about it, he grabbed the woman and hugged her and then gave her breasts a couple of playful pinches. "Commander please," she said as she blushed and began yodeling.


I caress her cheek. She shutters.

I am trying to imagine precisely how a woman shutters… but maybe I'd be better off not to

He was tall, thin and bony, like a cadaver trying to remember something,

I actually kinda like this one…

  1. Incidentally, those who read Miss Snark via their Livejournal friends page, as I do, might be wondering why she seems to have gone silent. Especially considering she hasn't. As it turns out, the feed is too large and Livejournal is therefore not updating. Maybe the crapometer entries are clogging up the feed and all will be well again in a week or so? We can but hope. In the meantime, you might want to (gasp) visit the site itself. []

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  1. After a long, long day at work, after days of long, long days at work…thank you for this. 🙂 That was amazingly wonderful. I like the "firm but genital hold" one, too. That'd certainly keep them in line…

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