I have a cold1 and I cannot breathe and I'm not particularly happy about this development. Breathing, dear internet, is not overrated in the slightest.
The cold has struck just in time to ambush my Victorian licence photo, which consequently features me complete with soupy eyes and bleary expression.
But never fear: I know what conquers colds. Alcohol! Tomorrow I launch a retaliatory strike, with my good friends the ethanol army.
- omigod it's swine flu we're all gonna die, run, save yourselves, it's too late for me… [↩]


Sir Tessa [14 May 2009 @ 10:14 pm]
YOU HAVE BEEN KISSING PIGS
1damselfly [15 May 2009 @ 6:53 am]
2Jiffy [15 May 2009 @ 2:12 pm]
I maintain I did not give it to you via email!
3damselfly [15 May 2009 @ 8:26 pm]
TOTALLY YOUR FAULT
4Jiffy [16 May 2009 @ 9:00 am]
Whenever I'm sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.
5damselfly [16 May 2009 @ 9:01 am]
LOL – Got your text message late last night. I believe you, just…never realised awesome was quite so icky
6Jiffy [16 May 2009 @ 11:30 am]
Hehe. It's from HIMYM when Barney has a cold. Sadly, I can't take the credit. Hope you feel better soon GG
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