and her fingernails are painted new

Dear Internets,

I love you. In fact, it's fair to say I'm addicted to you. But — forgive me — I'm beginning to wonder whether even you are worth wading through the mires of the Australian telephone infrastructure system, not to mention all the accompanying so-called service providers feeding on its carcass.

Additionally, I cannot help but contemplate the irony that is the communications industry being the epitome of communications failure.

Regretfully
Me