Mar 312009
 

Well, the weeping angels didn't stalk me over the weekend (unless the reason my stove has no gas is because they're to blame…), so that's all to the good, I suppose. The dog also gave it a rest last night, which was definitely to the good. (Alternatively, I suppose the weeping angels, or some other good samaritan, may have dispatched the dog.)

I am currently attempting to catch up with a friend from overseas, who's in town for the week. Turns out phones are immensely useful things – but only if you can both be available at the same time. His body clock appears to run on a different time zone to mine. Add a dash of uncontactability on my side due to all the training at the dayjob,1 and a dollop of uncontactability on his side due to carrier-locked phones and the prohibitive cost of global roaming, and the result is a succession of increasingly demented emails flitting between the two of us wherein we bemoan the impossibilities of us simultaneously occupying the same square yard of Australia at some point this week.

Meanwhile I've been fighting with the gas supply company who maintain I need to definitively establish whether the units in my block are separately metered, and I respond with "I keep telling you, I FOUND the gas meters, and there's TEN OF THEM, ONE FOR EACH UNIT, and furthermore, they're very helpfully numbered for you."

It seems quite simple to me, but then what do I know?

As further proof of which, turns out all that cellophane-wrapped flesh in the supermarket is delivered humanely: Meat FAIL.

  1. Which, this week, I kid you not, featured a compulsory tic-tac-toe competition. That's right, people — your tax dollars at work. []
 Posted by at 7:15 pm
Mar 292009
 

Yesterday saw the great box explosion of 2009. Although I've repeatedly been told that I don't have much stuff, I remain convinced otherwise. I'm sick of it all. As far as I'm concerned, we cannot get computer chips into my brain fast enough.

I'm not unpacked entirely, but I have my bed set up, and I know where (most of) my clothes are, and the bathroom and kitchen are usable. That constitutes unpacked for all intents and purposes as far as I'm concerned. The next project is to start scanning all the vital paper documents I'm hoarding and then shredding the paper stuff. If I'm very virtuous about it, I may even be able to ditch the filing cabinet altogether.

My new place is full of light and quiet during the day. It also comes pre-packaged with the nocturnal barking neighbourhood dog and a view of the nearby cemetery from almost every window. A cemetery full, as per usual, of angel statuary. Do you realise what this means? That's right: THERE ARE WEEPING ANGELS OUTSIDE MY WINDOWS. (I am doomed.)

Mar 262009
 

Right. Back again. I'll spare you all the details, mainly because I don't want to live through them a second time. Suffice to say things looked bleak for a while there. Not everything has fallen back into place just yet, but I don't think the light at the end of the tunnel is the oncoming train any more, so that's positive.

My writing time vanished out the window in all the panic, so I'm very much looking forward to getting words on paper again. All I've managed in the past week is scrawling one or two sentences on scraps of paper during spare minutes in my lunch break. There are a lot of scraps of paper, but a preliminary sort shows most of them have variations of the same sentence on them. Probably because I have a habit of writing down the last sentence I can remember as a starting point, but I obviously never got past the starting point most days. C'est la vie.

It puts me behind, of course, and I might have to start looking at allocating my writing time from a more financially responsible point of view. The novel I'm working on currently is uncontracted; perhaps it's time to put it aside in favour of one that has a more certain future. I shall ponder the issue. Tomorrow. Or maybe over the weekend.

In the meantime, I have spent a goodly portion of this evening attempting to understand the telephone provider system in Australia. I am baffled. Should it be this hard? Really?

Mar 242009
 

Objective: Drive. Until the battery is sufficiently charged.

Secondary Objective: Stickybeak around a few suburbs, to see if there's any I fall in love with.

Method: Me. Behind the wheel. Sharing the road with trams. At speed. (Praying I don't stall because there's no way this sucker is restarting short of a jumpstart at this point.)

Outcome: Thoroughly lost? ACHIEVED.

Dear Melbourne: Not big on informative road signs that can be seen at any speed faster than perambulatory, huh? No thanks, Me.

Also, let it be known that mothers are made of win. Mothers who insist you EAT THAT SCHNITZEL AND CHASE IT DOWN WITH GELATO NOW transcend even that.

Mar 212009
 

The signing sheets for Postscripts #18 have come and gone on their merry way and I can say this with certainty: I have no signature. Truly, every single one of those sheets is unique.

I am currently sitting in my car, which is at the moment a very expensive sculpture, on account of the battery going to sleep sometime in the past two weeks and now declining to emerge from its coma. Given that I need the car today in order to find a place to live, my previous plans having exploded in rather spectacular and last-minute fashion, I am, needless to say, a little peeved with life right about now. For values of a little roughly approximate to I think the world can just go ahead and burn, what do I care any more?

So, my apologies, but sporadic and unfocussed (and haphazardly abandoned) is going to be a feature of this site until life JUST SETTLES DOWN, DAMMIT.

In the meantime, have a snippet of awesome to entertain you: Predator X (link courtesy of splinister)

PS: Comments are not turned off, but please be aware that I may be a little distracted and unable to get around to answering any of them for a bit.

Mar 172009
 

I cannot tell you how much I love today's xkcd.

Today, I ventured onto Melbourne's public transport system all by myself, and successfully navigated my way to ambush Tess in her natural habitat. Inconveniently, I forgot to actually determine precisely where her natural habitat was in relation to the closest train station, but luckily she rescued me, and fed me chicken, so all is right with the world.

She also handed over the box containing my signing sheets for Postscripts #18. I'd been wondering where they got to, but now the mystery is solved: they came to me via NZ. Given they came from the UK, this either means they went the very long way around, or overshot me and had to backtrack. Disturbingly, someone else's customs declaration has been stuck over the original customs declaration, and the new declaration states underwear. You know, I know the box doesn't contain underwear, and yet…I still don't wanna open it…

Mar 152009
 

This weekend's adventures in relocation involved the purchasing of white goods (fridge and washing machine; not exciting in the least, but time-consuming). Oh yeah, I live the high life. (Also, payday cannot arrive soon enough.) Thankfully, Tess rescued me from myself today and dragged me through various shopping districts (where I fell in lust with expensive boots and spectacularly failed to purchase any clothing suitable for work, but did find a little black dress) and generally humoured me by laughing at my stories.

Apocalypse update: no more earthquakes, but I have used my umbrella more often in the last 3 days than I have in the last 3 years, so it's possible that Melbourne is now gearing up for floods. I apologise. GET TO THE HIGH GROUND. (Don't say I didn't warn you.)

Update on Spawn: a text message from home informs me that Spawn's favourite movie is currently The Princess Bride. This strikes me as a touch advanced for a two and a half year old, but I admit I know not whereof I speak. Regardless, the girl clearly has great taste.

Fun Research Fact of the day: This morning, as part of research for the novel in progress (the faerie novel, for those of you playing along at home), I stumbled across the wikipedia page of unusual deaths. My favourite (well, one of them) is poor Philitas of Cos, said to have studied false arguments and erroneous word-usage so intensely that he wasted away and starved to death.

Mar 142009
 

Clarion South hit a run of financial challenges during the last workshop. While the ever-resourceful convenors met these challenges with aplomb, it's left Clarion South hurting for money. They're asking for help to refill the coffers and put Clarion South back on a stable financial footing.

The Clarion workshops are an invaluable part of the international writing scene, offering students an incredible experience: the chance to retreat from the world and concentrate only on writing, learning more about writing, meet and learn from industry professionals, and forge a network of friends in the industry. As the only Clarion-style workshop in the southern hemisphere, Clarion South is of particular importance to those of us south of the border.

Now Eileen Gunn, writing on behalf of Clarion West, has stepped up:

We're issuing a challenge to grads and supporters of the US workshops, Clarion and Clarion West. For every dollar a C/CW grad or supporter sends to Clarion South, we'll send a dollar too, up to a total of US$500.

Here's how it works: go to http://www.clarionsouth.org/donate.htm and make a donation. Then send an email to , telling them how much you sent and that it's for the Clarion West challenge. That's all. They'll check the info and pass it on to us, and we'll send them money.

Donate to Clarion South!

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Mar 132009
 

I lasted all of three days in the first week before I let it slip to a couple of my new workmates that I write books. There was a lively discussion about it at the time, but we've all been too busy in the meantime to think much on it again. Today, to mark the end of our first official week on the job, there was Friday afternoon drinks. (Let it be known that I highly approve of Friday afternoon drinks.) And I think it's fair to say that those who didn't previously know about my writing career … now do.

Understandably, it caused a little amazement among my colleagues, and resulted in much discussion of the mechanics of writing in general, and writing around a full-time job in particular, and my favourite authors.1 So, for all of my new work colleagues that google me over the weekend: Hello and welcome ;)

  1. For those who wonder and haven't had a chance to ask me in person: I tend to prefer books, rather than authors, per se. I do maintain a list of books I keep re-reading on my biography page, and my goodreads page lists what I'm currently reading at any given time. []
 Posted by at 6:43 pm
Mar 122009
 

Stupid o'clock hurt just as much today, but it was nonetheless a smidge easier. It is just possible I might be settling into a routine. Huzzah! (About time!) Of course, my new routine means I'm yawning from about midday onward, and I'm crawling into bed at ludicrous o'clock in the evening, when everyone else is just about starting to wind down and thinking about phoning me to catch up. So there are some issues. But the getting of words always comes with issues of one kind or another.

In non-writing news, I'm not sure if it's just the learning, to which I've always been partial, or the pedantry, to which I've always had a predilection, but the new dayjob… is interesting. :shock: (And huzzah!)

Right, back to the getting of words.