new improved edition!

Yesterday I spotted the following on an invitation to a baby shower:

you know, it almost works...but not

you know, it almost works...but not

Eggcorn? Malapropism? Both?

Definitely funny, definitely wrong.

Comments

  1. Rachel [6 February 2009 @ 8:55 am]

    Imagine how useful that could be! When your family becomes outdated you simply pulp it and release a revised version.

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  2. damselfly [6 February 2009 @ 8:57 am]

    I know, it's brilliant, isn't it? And the new editions could have author's introductions, and revised footnotes, and updated glossaries and reference manuals and commentaries…

    I've been giggling over it all night.

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  3. Jiffy [6 February 2009 @ 1:04 pm]

    In keeping with the times, couldn't the family be released in digital form? Y'know, so then we could turn them off?

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  4. damselfly [6 February 2009 @ 1:34 pm]

    Ooh, good idea! And that way we can back them up to the cloud, in case of catastrophe.

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  5. Jiffy [6 February 2009 @ 2:07 pm]

    Or just recycle them :p

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