Mar 312008
 

Dear Writers of East Of Everything:

Loved your work on SeaChange, and enjoyed the first episode of EoE. Truly.

However.

Did you have to pick Bhutan? Because, you see, I'm going there NEXT WEEK. Now, I've remained relatively calm as the Tibetan crisis escalates, even though the protests are now in every single country surrounding the one I'm visiting. Then I flick on the TV to your new show, and lo and behold the very first scene shows me a Bhutanese plane barely clearing the runway before it drops out of the sky and bursts into flames.

Thank you. No — really. Thanks.

If anything goes wrong with my flight in or out of Bhutan, I'm blaming you. (That makes you responsible for my 02:00 check-in for my flight into Bhutan, by the way.)

Nolove,

Me.

Mar 292008
 

The dayjob and the freelance work conspired on me, handing me a 16.5 hour workday which left me sorely in need of movement to unlock all the muscles in my back and neck that had seized up from all that typing. Not to mention sleep. In truly spectacular fashion, I fell into bed at 6:30pm last night. Let me tell you, 12 hours sleep? Is GOOOOOOOOOOOD.

It's only 12 sleeps until I leave now, and the errands are not lessening. I had hoped by getting started early I might have them all out of the way by now but alas, life is wily and cannot be pre-empted so easily. To add to the confusion, one of my colleagues at the dayjob has resigned, leaving us all scrambling to cover her absence, and the cat apparently needs all his teeth pulled. Blerk. Lucky I had that long work day, I suppose — the extra money will take some of the sting out of the vet bill.

It's been days and days and days (ie, I've lost count now) without words, but not for lack of trying: a new novel is demanding all my spare attention, making me stop in random places to jot down notes and questions. It's still a little threadbare in terms of actual plot, however, and after the last revision I'm chary of stories who come knocking without plot, so I'm being stubborn and not starting it without some sort of idea of where it's going.

Mar 222008
 

Again with the shopping today, this time for headphones. Unlike my normal wont, today, I did not shop alone: Spawn came with me.

The first sales attendant gave me a strange look when I told him I was looking for noise cancelling headphones, and eyed the seven (identical) pairs of earbuds I was currently holding.

Salesman: …uh, they're not quite what you're looking for. Also, did you really need seven pairs?
Me: Oh, no. But it's an awful lot easier to say thank you and accept them, you see. (To Spawn, who is handing me an eighth pair in her quest to clean out the bottom shelf): Thank you!

I couldn't be bothered with a pram, so I let her walk on her own. Oohboy but that's a slow way to shop. Tricky to concentrate, too. Her parents will not thank me, next time they attempt to shop, when she insists on Down, please, please, down…

Also, turns out people do look at you oddly when you call out to the child, "Spawn! This way, Spawn!"

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Mar 212008
 

Dropped in on Spawn and Brutus on the way to the airport, where Spawn takes her art seriously:

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and Brutus has discovered it takes work to sit:

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Quickly scoped out the local:

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Which was fortunate, as the fortitude I found via the local allowed me to endure the small eternity I spent at that other local attraction, Spotlight:

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Spent an inordinate amount of time taunting, teasing, photographing and generally scritching the cat:

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Dropped past the house where "Aunty" Jean1 raised nine children:

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Enjoyed lunch on the river:

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And, on leaving, successfully traumatised the cat back into his natural habitat, hiding:

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  1. In fact, she's my grandfather's aunt, if I'm remembering family history aright, but everyone calls her Aunt. Apparently it's a trans-generational title. []
Mar 182008
 

If you've never thought of 29℃ as blessedly cool, you've never been in Adelaide during a heat-wave.

I have nearly filled my 2GB memory card with photos of my grandmother's cat, Hakana.

Every main street in Adelaide appears to be entirely industrial. It makes navigating disorienting and same-ish.

All the houses in Adelaide are short. I haven't figured out whether it's the narrow frontages, the lack of multi-storey buildings, the pitch of the rooves, the lack of eaves, or all of the above, but all the houses are short.

All the people in Adelaide are also short. I therefore blame my own lack of stature on my Adelaidean heritage, and have taken to referring to the city as Legoland.

Mar 132008
 

Do the errands ever stop? Give them a chance and they build on each other, escalating, exploding to fill all my free time. Today I knocked over some of the dreaded clothes shopping, at least.

The dayjob is going to take up most of my time between now and Sunday, at which time I'll be flying to Adelaide for a soothing searing holiday visiting family. I'll be taking the laptop, but I don't know how much internet access I'll be seeking out while I'm there, so the quiet may continue around here for a little longer yet.

In the meantime, have an arty photo of me, since Tess tells me I must practise with the taking of photos at any opportunity.

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Mar 112008
 

New passport, iPod battery backup pack, jabs for typhoid and tetanus booster (ouch, ouch), spare memory card for the camera… all check. This travelling business is expensive, and it ain't just the airfares. It's like a month-long shopping fest beforehand, and I can't tell you how much I hate shopping. So far I've managed most of it over the net, but soon, soon, I'll have to venture out to buy some new clothes. That means the pain and trauma of public dressing rooms, and their mirrors. Gah.

It's been six and a half days of no words, and I'm starting (at last) to unwind. Enough that I'm thinking maybe it's time to start up with the words again. No idea what to write, so perhaps I'll concentrate on some short stories for a while. There's a new novel idea brewing, but I refuse to work on that just yet. If there's one thing selling the first half of the story before you've written the second taught me, it's to have the worldbuilding settled and consistent in your head before you start writing.

In the meantime, those of you casting about for help on how to write a synopsis, check out Sean Williams' blog. There'll be more from other authors to come on the 18th of March, so be sure to check back.

Mar 072008
 

Right. Hi there. This is me, marginally returned from the brink of lunacy. At least, the incidence of seagull songs seems to be decreasing, steadily if not swiftly. 1

I have mailed the manuscript to my agent and my beta readers, and threatened them with Nasty Things if they so much as think of returning it too soon, and I have spent the past couple of days desperately avoiding the computer. I say desperately, because it was like crash withdrawal. What do people who don't write do with all that time?

In the interim, my cousin is beleaguered by a tricksome assignment. She wants my help but, given that my brain is broken, I thought she might get better help from the rest of you.

So, here's the assignment question:

think of a speculative technological object or device that you might propose to enhance or restrict the capacity of the human body. It may be serious, experimental or fantastic. It can be, but does not have to be, possible within the realms of current technology. It may extend, combine or depart from current technology devices (but should not to simply augment a ubiquitous technology such as a mobile phone or mp3 player). The representations that you will produce will all relate to this object or device.

Have at it. My suggestions were a jetpack, an amoeba bed which removes the need to eat (and therefore cook, clean up after cooking, plan the next meal, and shop for food)2, and I forget the third one, but there was a third one, and by golly it was brilliant. Oh! No, I remember. It was a dockable brain. A computer in my head.

Have at it, people. The more fantastic the better. What have you always wanted in the future?

  1. Y'all think I'm joking about the seagull singing, but honest to god I'm not. I even got so trashed by the whole novel-writing-revising process that I started my godawful yawping at the dayjob last week. Way to act professional. At least I had the sense not to … 'perform' in front of the patients. []
  2. Plus, you could still overeat and indulge by taking a nap — seriously, what is NOT TO LOVE about that? []