where you put your eyes, that's about the size of it

My mother (C), talking to the cats about the knotted end of a pink balloon tied to a piece of string (the toy of that particular moment). The object being to entice both cats to play at the same time, and encourage them to slaughter inanimate objects rather than each other.

C: It's a nice toy, isn't it? Like a…
Me: …severed ear…?
C: …pink bumble bee.

Perspective and the filter that is the human brain. It's a wonderful thing.

Also, for those what care, a handful more photos of the kjitten are up.

Max adds: ;8)&777777777. He's very helpful like that.