the lord said let there be light Deb insisted, and dug in her heels, and got angry, and did the deadly calm trick, and finally got obstreperous and continuously demanded internet: and there was light until the telecommunications companies finally gave in just to shut her up, and there was internet.
And it was gooooooooooooood.
(Right, off to the dayjob, who have been very understanding about my need to stay home (only for the technicians to say, I kid you not, "Don't know why they bothered having us drop by, you're already connected. Honestly."))
(And just as I typed that, the heavens have opened up and dumped the southern ocean over my flat. Frak.)